December 2011
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Dec 31st
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2012 - A Fresh Start.
Except it’s not, is it. It’s just another day in the continuing downward spiral that is life and you won’t change one fucking jot. I hate this idea that as soon midnight occurs, the universe (which is obviously working from a GMT perspective) suddenly realises - “Oh fucking hell, that calender, which them people on that rock follow, suddenly starts again today…there...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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My future parenting technique.
Children: Wow, Star Wars was awesome! Shame there are only three... is there any more?
Me: (nervous pause) No... there are absolutely no other Star Wars movies apart from the ones you just watched. No prequel. No special editions. No nothing.
Children: But my friend said...
Me: GO TO YOUR ROOM! (nervous breakdown of tears)
Dec 29th
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If you look closeley through a microscope, most...
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Dec 29th
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Deal or no Deal is on. Everyone’s dressed as a panto tranny and Noel is a bronze genie. I fear that I have taken LSD.
Dec 29th
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I had this weird dream about Mars and a Christmas tunnel underneath it where celebrities were having a Christmas party. I didn’t get on with Madonna and then someone turned into a were-wolf so we all had to hide inside a nature reserve.
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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How to be classy in three easy steps:
shmegel: rsharky: toodlees: Open this tab. Open this tab. Open this tab. Forever reblog. I suddenly feel the urge to drink all the things in a wine glass, put on a bathrobe and click my fingers irregularly.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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To all those who didn't get what they wanted for...
Think yourself lucky, Jesus only got some shitty gold, frankincense and myrrh, so look grateful and shut the fuck up. :) Merry Christmas!!
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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If my 5 year old self could see me now, at 8 minutes past midnight, Christmas Day, still awake and typing stuff on a laptop, I’d be utterly depressed. Though quite impressed I have a laptop. Merry Shitmas guys!
Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Did you know a 13-pound strange metal sphere fell...
doctorwho: across-the-whoiverse: Toclafane? Second piece of evidence this year that the Toclafane are real. First piece here. Oh my fuck
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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